lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
So. Much. Porn.
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