he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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