So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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