A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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