You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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