You work out of a Hotel?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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