so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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