What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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