There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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