1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i permit you to call me
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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