We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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