I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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