i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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