i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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