Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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