so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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