Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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