Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The power of my boobs compel you
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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