life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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