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(330): View more from Ohio

Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".

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(410): View more from Maryland

sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well

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(206): View more from Washington

He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.

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(303): View more from Colorado

The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!

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(440): View more from Ohio

i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.

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(206): View more from Washington

I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.

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(214): View more from Texas

YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK

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