being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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