My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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