Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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