I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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