Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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