oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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