I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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