mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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