she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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