Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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