So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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