he puts the penis in happiness.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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