Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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