You were right. It hurts to walk today.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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