I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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