We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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