Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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