Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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