i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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