seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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