Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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