If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
did i just pee glitter
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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