Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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