I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
