You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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