So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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