Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
