So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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