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I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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