Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
