guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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